Dear Captain America,
I know you're old and your vibranium shield provides a comfortable defensive tool, but did you have to clone yourself five times? That is a bit excessive if you ask me. I'm not sure how to beat you all, but I will someday, even if I have to hire Red Skull to snipe you in the back while you're in handcuffs for illegal cloning.
You used to be my hero cap, now I just want to crush you.
Love,
HVH